#that's all i got

[in-my-loki-feels]

I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!

[shushmal]

my new plotless comfort au that i play in my head like a 5 year old with barbies is the following:

corroded coffin are a local band that has a pretty good circuit in the bar scene of chicago. all of them have day jobs to keep it going, but their dream is to get bigger, to headline. and they actually get a shot, put on a roster with some other up-and-comers for a small local music fest. unfortunately, gareth breaks his hand TWO days before the festival.

eddie scrambles, asking literally anyone if there's a drummer that can at least keep a drumline for them. a blonde girl over hears him pleading, and says "oh my gosh, you need Steve!"

the blonde girl, chrissy, is the lead singer of her bubble gum pop punk girl band with nancy on lead guitar, robin on bass, and steve on drums. (i had a name for them but i forgot it, but their music is based on tiltawhirl by boys go to jupiter in my mind)

"if you're a girl band, how come you have a male drummer?"

"steve's one of the girls! don't as that in front of him, you'll hurt his feelings."

she drags him two blocks over where steve is bartending at a queer club, looks eddie up and down and smirks.

"sure, i'll give it a go. you got your track list i can listen to tonight?"

turns out steve's kind of an instrumental savant. eddie gives him the tape that night, and they hold an emergency rehearsal the next morning and while steve doesn't NAIL all of gareth's parts, he does a serviceable job for only having their music for five hours. Gareth, casted up, sits by the drum kit and they work through gareth queueing steve so that he can match the rest of the band's energy while they play.

it's not PERFECT like eddie would have wanted for their real first shot at stardom, but it will WORK and corroded coffin is eternally grateful. and eddie is eternally grateful when steve shows up to the fest all metal-ed out courtesy of the girls. he's wearing eyeliner. omg.

[teaboot]

so if. hypothetically. you have a friend dealing with a Situation and you have to metaphorically muzzle the Rage Dragon when they talk about it bc murder is unfortunately not a viable solution here

how do u deal w that and give a response that isn’t “do you want me to fight them for you”

How to help a friend with a shithead without committing crimes:

Offer a safe place to speak. Listen to their troubles and keep their complaints in confidence, unless you believe them to be in imminent danger. It's important to know that there are people who won't leak your strife back to the source.

Plan for emergencies. Arrange a safe word or a place to meet if things get bad. Failing that, help pick a place to run away to if needed- your place, a relatives place, a motel, a hostel, whatever, so that a select few can know where to look if they need to vanish.

Meme with them. Talk shit about the fucker. Speak out when they describe something that sounds like dickhead behaviour. Sometimes it just helps to be seen.

Document the problems. Either encourage them to write stuff down or do it yourself. If things get bad, whetger through violence or an HR issue or whatever, it will feel more secure and lend credible backup if things suddenly get worse. It can also be a good way to check if you're exaggerating or making things up, if those are doubts you have.

Just be a bro. You know what sucks worse than dealing with bullshit? Dealing with bullshit alone. Hang in there.

Know when to walk away. This one is more for you than the friend. The truth is, you can't really solve problems for people very often. More often than not, their fate is in their own hands, and all you can do is be supportive. Remember not to take on their life. It's hard, especially when it's someone you love, to just... not take over, not make everything better yourself, not protect them or intervene or mediate... but sometimes you gotta. It feels bad, but you gotta.

Hope life gets better, bud

[royalarchivist]

This isn't important Arkanis lore or anything (they're just talking about Gris) but it's cute / funny moment with Pac and Guaxinim, so I want to share it :'D

[star-burnt]

remake of an old vent comic

[thequeenofthedisneyverse]

Ya'know what screw it-PROWLER!MILES WITH HIS S/O HEADCANONS

He spoils the heck out of you, that's a given. You ask for it or even look like you want it and it's yours. Or he'll just spoil you for no reason at all. Like seriously, if this boy can pay for air Jordans I'm sure he can spend some money on you.

Miles G isn't really for PDA but if he catches a guy looking like he wants to pursue you even in the smallest way he'll put his arm around you or hug you from the back.

When he's had a rough day, he'll usually call you to hear your voice. If your around he'll hug you and lay his head on your shoulder or the crook of your neck.

When you've had a rough day, he'll let you lay on his chest, hug you, or you two can dance it out. Whichever one your up for really.

He calls you all sorts of cute nicknames like amor, corazon, caramelo, querida/querido.

If a guy is messing with you and you tell Miles G? that guy is getting a pretty stern (threat)talking to. If the guy keeps messing with you just know he'll be safely laying on a pillow in a coma for the next two weeks.

Playfighting is a must, you always lose though and the playfight always turns into a cuddle sesh.

He smells like the good cologne. You love it when you hug him and greeted with his signature scent.

He'll draw you or spray paint some stuff for you as gifts.

He lets you ride on his motorcycle from time to time, usually on the way to your dates.

Whether you are shorter or taller than him, he's always the big spoon.

inspired by @ichangedmycornyahhname

@weirdo09

[little-pup-pip]

25 Days of Agere Moodboards! Day 22: Ideal regression fashion!!

[deathbypixelz]

Me? Making "regular" fanart that's not of my OCs? It's more likely th-

no I'm surprised too dude what the fuck. Anyway

[joanna-lannister]

game of thrones au: Jon and Sansa Instagram AU

Jon and Sansa are getting engaged.

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[palmtreepalmtree]

Alright, it all went fine. As it turns out, when you haven't seen someone in like 10 years some things have changed. I'm a little grayer and he's a little more bald and we're both a little bigger. I think we might finally be past the age where he says uncomfortable slightly inappropriate things to me.

Also, I slayed.

Turns out an old friend came with her husband and her baby from out of state. It was a total surprise to me and a delight to get to meet their baby. They had a long and difficult fertility and adoption journey and the joy their daughter has brought to their lives is so evident. I was so happy to get to spend time with them.

It ended up being a really nice weekend. But I'm tired and ready to be home.

Also wanted to say thanks to those who commented on my post because I needed the boost <3

[jasmine-loves-writing]

Redacted street race au

[albatris]

I want to write a horror story about a new species of moth

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin: My god, the world is loud!

[cinamun]

If you die, I'll kill you | Next

[adobe-outdesign]

Flamigo headcannons? How good of pets would a flamigo be?

Flamigo usually live in large flocks, so it's not recommended to have one as your solo Pokemon. They get along with other bird Pokemon especially well.

The way they knot their necks varies from region to region and can be used to identify where an individual is from.

They are sociable Pokemon when it comes to others in their "flock" (this includes their trainer). However, they can be very aggressive towards outsiders.

Average lifespan is about 30 years in captivity.

[yourlocalcorviddad]

References this post.

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"So what was it this time? Vlad again?"

"I wish! No, dad left his stupid Jack-o-ninetails at the top of the stairs and I tripped."

The response was met with laughter as the three teens sat at their desks.

The question was prompted by Danny's choice of attire for the day. The long, floor length, wavy black skirt was paired with a short but puffy sleeved green button up, and a darker green waist band around his waist covering where the shirt and skirt met. Not seen, mostly because he was floating but they didn't need to know that, were black boots gifted by Sam when he started to mess around with how to hide injuries and what clothing he we confident and comfortable with.

Well, one boot at least. He'd actually had to get a cast this time, as the break was pretty bad and his dad had seen, so even advanced healing meant he needed it.

"Only you could find a way to hide injuries while also giving people sexuality and gender crisis at the same time. Now sit still, you may be getting better with foundation but you need something or you'll look deader than normal." Sam made him turn around so she could start putting the eyeliner on him.

"Yeah, hands were shaking this morning, didn't quite want to look like a raccoon."

"Why not, you fight like one." Tucker teased from where he was finishing the homework for their senior history class next period.

"Rock the style not the look." Was Danny's only response, mostly cause Sam had a death (lol) grip on his jaw to keep his head in place tightened when he started to shift his head in response.